The Pyrates Royale: Whoops! You've been shanghai'd!

Welcome aboard the H.M.S. Sinkwell!
So glad you could join us! Recruiting rates certainly have improved since we started "pressing" fellows into service. What's that, sir, you do not wish to be a member of our jolly crew? Oh, I'm afraid it's too late to leave, we are already several miles out to sea. May as well relax and make the best of it. Sorry about that bump on your head. Here, have some grog, that'll ease the pain. There's a good lad.

	Itinerary Ship's Log Meet the Crew The Mess	Nautical Terms Das Boot Officer Fitness Reports Internet Ports O'Call
	Rocks ahead! Hard to port, ya scurvy dogs!

(To the tune of "Our House") Our boat, is a very, very, very fine boat. With two rats in the hold, all covered up with mold. Now everything is greasy and stinks of booze.