compass Did ya lose yer way? Lemme guess, you couldn't find the north star... the wind was blowing funny, the tides was off, your sextant was misaligned? (oops, sorry, that last was a rather personal question) Well, at least you've got this map. Just refer to it to find what yer huntin' for.
map Map -- YOU ARE HERE

NEWS

What's New -- Another day, another head stove in...
music Music -- All about the music that we make Sound bytes, how to get our CDs, reviews, our playing schedule, words from our audience, and a police report

Schedule

Our playing schedule
crew The Crew -- Everything you wanted to know but were too scared to ask Who's who, how to hire us, far too many photographs, our sordid history, the scary Pyrates Royale Love Quiz


email
Contact us! -- Who to contact and how (if you dare)

our ship
Our Boat -- Come aboard, we're expecting you! Where we have played, the Mess, links, handy nautical terms, "Das Boot," officer fitness reports, our itinerary

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Crusty Island -- Where bad puns go to die, Zulus lurk, and landlubbers fear to tread


"Columbus he set sail to find out if the world was round/ He started sailing to the West until he ran aground/ He thought he'd found the Indies but he found the U.S.A./ I know some navigators who can still do that today!" -- Tom Lewis, musician and SubMariner extraordinaire