Old McDonald Had a Farm: A Children's Song Debauched

"Old McDonald Had A Farm: The Adult Version" has become a dubious tradition at the Maryland Renaissance Festival ever since the sick and twisted person pictured here introduced the song to a wildly appreciative audience at the Pub Sing.
This fellow, who goes by the name Jonathan Strum, invites a number of men (sometimes women, too!) onstage with him for -- how to describe it -- a pantomime storytelling session that degenerates into a gropefest/melee. Almost like a rugby scrum, with a lot more hopping and hollering.
Really, you have to see the photos for yourself, words just aren't adequate...

*NEW* Want to hear the song? (egad) Jonathan Strum's Naughty Adult Ditties cassette is available for the amazing price of just $10, plus $2 for shipping, handling, fondling, caressing, teasing and generally humiliating it in public.
Write to Jon, and don't say I didn't warn you.

All photos taken by Michael Rybarczyk, a sick puppy indeed

Old McDonald Had a Farm, the Adult Version

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
...and on that farm he had a cow
...and on that farm he had a bull
...and on that farm he had a goose
...and on that farm he had a ram
...Run away while you still can! Back to the photos page

That Jonathan Strum is one of the sickest, most degenerate individuals we know. And we mean that in the nicest possible way.